Here are the people brave
enough to admit they waste their time on my site. If you
want to be included, send me pictures along with captions so we
know when, who and/or what we're looking at. No nasty
stuff! I reserve the right to be the only nasty one on my
I finally caved in and
myspace page because, as you can tell, I'm doing such a
great job of updating my own site that I needed to create
another one to fill up my time. So click it on, check it
out, and add me as a friend.
This is Alex, who lives in Burbank, CA, and
works at Universal Studios. How cute is he?
I gave him my card so he gave me his
card...well...how you doin'? Ladies, you can check
him out on his
My Space page.
This is Drew. He was born on March 30
(my birthday!), 2005 and he is the grandson of one of my most
favorite people in the world, Allan. Allan is the Senior
Vice President of a major investment company (they help one
client at a time) and also a deacon in the Mormon church.
I only mention that because he's the nicest guy with a great
sense of humor. And he's never tried to convert me.
I think it's all he can do to just put up with me.
Who knew that big ears and no teeth could be
What a cutie. I'd be his Valentine anytime.
Just wait 'til this kid turns 21...I got dibs on him.
Barry is my e-mail pal from Toronto, Canada, where he manages a
car dealership. This picture was taken at the Grand
Here he is with the tour pilot and other brave souls from
the Grand Canyon tour. Barry is, obviously, the
good-looking one in the middle.
This adorable bumble bee is Barry's grandson Lucas, who was born
in August 2003. How cute and squishy is he?
Here are both of his angels, Aidan (left) who was born on
2-19-04 and Lucas. Aidan is holding a blow-up cruise ship
that Barry's sister-in-law brought back from her cruise for the
boys. Aidan said, "You went on a cruise without me?"
This is me with my e-mail pal, Barry, and his friends Courtney
(far left) and Kayla at Tao in The Venetian. They are all
from Odessa, TX where Barry is a business owner and Courtney and
Kayla are waitresses. The food and service at Tao were
outstanding and there was a hot busboy that we called over so we
could take his picture. The day before I met up with them
for Gospel Brunch at Mandalay Bay's House of Blues. My
faithful readers, no pun intended, know that I'm not a spiritual
person, but I loved it.
Barry (right) with friend Clay (left) and Billy Bob Thornton.
Barry and Clay were scouted by the producers of Friday Night
Lights to do the voiceovers for the actors portraying
sportscasters during the football games. They're still
receiving royalty checks - not bad, guys!
A night of fun at Caesars Palace. First Seinfeld, then
dinner at Neros...thanks Barry!
This is Bill from Orlando, FL. "Frighteningly intelligent,
inexplicably attractive, and mercilessly charming. I also like
adjectives. I enjoy travel, motorcycles, music, my dogs,
and excuses to use my camera. Little by little, I keep trying to
learn how to improve my photography. I'm Male
and Single." Well, I think that last
sentence is all we're interested in.
These are Bill's beautiful babies. Humphrey is a lab/chow
mix. He looks like such a huggy-bear.
Max is a ferocious Pomeranian. Awww...he's so cute.
Zach, who looks like an innocent Golden Retriever, has eaten Bill out of house and
home - literally. He is now an overgrown pup who has
chewed holes in the walls. Meet Zach, the Destroyer.
Here are the Backyard Boys looking for trouble. To see
more great pics, not just of these pups but of Bill's
travels with hot babes, go to his
My e-mail friends, Chuck and Ruthi, have become great personal
friends. They live a hard life shuttling between their two
homes, one in Carlsbad, CA; the other in Incline Village, NV.
Chuck is my mentor and easily the smartest person I know with a
heart of gold to match, and Ruthi is so generous and easy-going.
I love these guys!
Chuck and Ruthi's furry babies, Charlie (black) and Sammy.
They live a hard life too. Yeah, I would hate to lounge
around all day in front of that incredible fireplace.
This is my e-mail pal, Cory, with his son Matthew in downtown
Windsor, CT. Matthew was born on 3-8-02. I just love
babies in overalls.
This is Cory's wife, Deanna, laughing it up with Tyler after his
first haircut. Tyler was born on 2-24-04.
Nothing comes between Matthew and his Huggies.
These fun and mischievous boys are too cute.
Cory and his wife used to join
their relatives for reunions once a year in Vegas before the rugrats came along.
Good thing Tyler's got that big head to weigh
them down. Look at that yummy tongue! Honestly, I'd rather stay home with them than
come to Vegas any day!
His name is Earl, he lives in Templeton, CA, and he doesn't need
to wrong any rights. He told me, "I'm a pussycat."
I've hired this pussycat to be my bodyguard. He said,
"Stiffs make tasty snacks."
This is my e-mail pal, Ed, in beautiful Copacabana, Brazil.
Ed lives in San Diego, CA and is a photographer, magazine
editor, and multi-linguist. He's also a full-time
straight-A student and, oh yeah, he has a real job where he
works full-time too. And he still has time to come to
Vegas and share chicken wings with me and Jerome. You can
find out more about Ed on his
My Space page.
Jerome, me, and Ed, at E-String, where they have the best sweet
potato fries sprinkled with powdered sugar and served with
This is HairFan, my e-mail pal who snuck up
behind me and said, "Hey, where are you from?" I wanted to
stick my Corona up his butt until I realized it was him.
He is possibly the only other living bigger Hello Kitty fanatic
than I am. He showed off his HK iPod and even his boxer
shorts. You can read about his contributions to the Hello
Kitty empire on his
He baked me Hello Kitty cookies...isn't that
sweet? I couldn't believe my gluttonous co-workers bit the
ears off one of them before I could take a picture.
He even gave me a Hello Kitty belly button
ring! I guess I'll have to get it pierced now.
These are my e-mail pals Harvey and Cathy, from Virginia.
They met over the Internet and here they are on a Caribbean
cruise for their honeymoon...how cool is that? She had a
...and he had a pet sting ray, and now they are one big, happy
Elvis has not left the building. To see proof of his
existence, visit Harvey and Cathy's
Jamie lives in Vegas and is one of my best friend's brother.
He's not really my fan, as if anyone is, but I told him I wanted
another motorcycle guy for my web site so he said, "Oh, all
right...I guess!" He said it like a real pussy, because he
is one, so don't be fooled by his tough-guy appearance.
Oh, and he's married so hands off!
Jamie is the drummer for Phoenix, one of the
best rock bands in Vegas. I'm not just saying that either,
you should see them for yourself if you want to know what a real
band should sound like. (Jerome also shot this picture for
them, we're one big happy family.) Check out their
web site to see where