This is Jason from Minneapolis, MN, where he is a psychotherapist. That groovy background is my
casino...pretty smart of me, huh? Jason started out as an
e-mail friend, then he came to town and we fell in love.
Just kidding. Well, I'm in love with him but it's a
one-way street. Anyway, when he came back to town he snuck
up behind me and said, "Hey, I've been waiting an hour for a
drink." When I turned around I didn't recognize him, I
must have given him the evil eye because he started laughing and
said, "I've always wanted to do that, and the look on your face
was so worth it!"
Santa gives Jason's son, Jake, a big Christmas hug. What a
cutie. Jake, not Santa. Although I must say that's
one of the best-dressed Santas I've ever seen.
Here I am with Jason (Jerome is on the right) and some of the
members of Las Vegas Talk at the Vegas meet.
Jay, my e-mail and myspace pal, who was nice enough to stop by
and say hi when he was in town from Indiana for a Vegas meet.
This is Echo, one of Jay's furry friends in his backyard.
These cuties are Boots (black) and Dolly - no joke! Jay
says that Dolly is the smarter and better-looking one...was
there ever any doubt?
This is Jeff, who saw me taking a picture with HairFan, so he
asked if he could be my fan too. But of course!
My buddy Jeff and me. Jeff is a referee in Wisconsin and
he's deals with misbehavin' adults all the time, which means
he's qualified to be a cocktail waitress.
How nice is this...Jeff got me a Hello Kitty tin box and a
pounding toy for Joshua. I looked inside the box for
earplugs, but obviously he wasn't thoughtful enough to include
those. That's all right. Next time he might find
something extra in his coffee.
This is me with John from Ohio, after about twenty Jager Bombs.
Him, not me. He's the one I threatened to kill if he told
anyone where I work. And I think I'm gonna have to kill
Jon is the original Secret Asian Man from
Marina del Rey, CA. I have no idea what that means but you
can read about his other claims to fame on his
My Space page.
Don't make me get kung-fu on yo ass!
Here I am with all the members of the Secret Asian Men, Brian,
Jon, and Anthony. Oolong the bunny is in front, protecting
the identity of the Secret Not-Asian Woman.
Kent and his sister-in-law's 5 year-old granddaughter. She
Kent and his sister-in-law's granddaughter all grown up...just
kidding. He's posing with a, um, model, at the Adult Expo.
He usually stays at the Imperial Palace and has great stories to
When Kent's not charming the girls in Vegas he's working the
fields on his beautiful farm in Illinois.
This is the view from his back door. How nice to have real
seasons! Catch a glimpse into the life and opinions of a
farmer on his
My e-mail pal, Mike, from Burbank, CA. Mike is a Disney
Studios bigwig and you can see the pictures from my visit there
on my Disney Diversions
page. He also invited me to the Disney employee party in
Calabasas, CA, which is where we took this picture. When
he was in town recently we saw Queen at the MGM where we sat
near the front because Mike's got great connections...Queen
Ryan was born in June 2001 and he is the grandson of my e-mail
pal, Patty from Pennsylvania. Look at that smile!
Patty loves to try different drinks and she originally e-mailed
me for suggestions. She's been to Vegas a few times since
but we keep missing each other. She usually goes to
Atlantic City so maybe I'll have to go there to see her.
This cutie is Patty's niece, Brooke, who was born in July 2004.
She and Joshua had something in common...when they started
crawling they both went backwards...no wonder they couldn't get
where they wanted.
Cinnamon is sticking her tongue out at Molly.
Molly is too pooped to care. Aren't those sweaters cool?
Patty got them at The Gap.
My e-mail pals, Pat and Jean, who are from Minnesota.
Pat in front of Treasure Island. Pat
started e-mailing me awhile back asking questions about Vegas
and relating his experiences. He was so nice and always
had such a positive attitude about everything. He really
lives the motto of Don't Sweat the Small Stuff.
Jean, also in front of Treasure Island.
They visited me on their most recent trip to Vegas and when I
mentioned that I've always wanted to visit the Mall of America
in Minnesota, they offered to let me stay at their house and be
my tour guides. Nice!
What a great-looking family. In front,
Jasmin, Erik, and Krystal, proud parents in back.
Ricky from Mesquite, TX, taken with his camera phone. He
just turned 21 and was just this very cute guy I met at work who
wanted to take my picture...how could I refuse?
Oh my...is it legal to be this hot? And
I ain't talkin' 'bout the weather. Feel free to check him
out on his
My Space page.
Robert and Teri from Alta Loma, CA, have been
VIP's at New York-New York for a long time but we never met.
Then Robert happened upon my web site and recognized me, and
that's how our love story began....
They were at NYNY for a slot tournament and were nice enough to
stop by and say hi. I asked one of the slot floormen to
take our picture and I think he wanted to be in it too because
that's his fat finger in front of the lens.
Roger (left) and a friend right here in Sin City. Roger is
a big-tipping dude...figures he's coming to town when I'm on
This is, of course, Sparky Goldstein of Fabulous Las Vegas.
She's a Jack Russell Terrier who is also a diving diva and
Olympic swimmer. Tom is her human, whose motto is: "I'm
not Jewish but my dog is." I knew Sparky and I had
something in common.
Why ride a surfboard when you can ride a cadaver?
Why ride a cadaver when you can walk on water.
This is Whiley, a fluffy, cute-as-can-be, miniature Alaskan
Eskimo. He belongs to Tom's son. You can read all
about Sparky's escapades, along with all sorts of other
interesting stuff, at
Sparky's web site.
This precious cutie was born in January 2006
and her proud grandpa is Steve from Long Island, NY. Her
name is Sabrina and she has been promised in marriage to Joshua.
Or at least as a prom date.
Dave, daughters Missy and Trishia, wife Tracy, and son David
from Chicago, IL. Tracy and I started out as e-mail pals,
then I met her, Missy, and Trishia when they came to town at The
Aladdin buffet. They were a riot. The buffet was
pretty damn good too.
This adorable lucky charm is Xander, born on 9-7-05. He
belongs to Trishia and her husband Jim.
Cutie pie Leo came into the world on 2-6-06. His lucky
parents are Missy and her husband Victor.
Little Leo...awww...what a yummy.
Xander goes for a swim to show his independence. Cutie.
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