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People often ask me, "What's the drink people order the most?"  Well, I honestly can't answer that because as soon as I say, "Maybe Bloody Mary," I'll think, "Well, vodka tonic, no, wait...Miller Lite," and it just goes on and on!  But there do seem to be certain drinks that certain groups of people order consistently, whether it's by age, race, gender, or a combination.  Sometimes there'll be like a huge trucker-looking guy who'll order a Pina Colada with extra whipped cream and his wife will order a Bud, but that doesn't happen often.  So here goes...!

Black guys

Courvoisier

Gin and juice (gin and orange juice)

Heineken

Hennessy

Martell

Remy (Remy Martin)

Black Women

Brandy

Brandy Alexander (brandy, Kahlua, and cream) *VEGAS STYLE*

Buttweiser (Budweiser)

E&J

Pina Colada (rum, Pina Colada mix, whipped cream, and cherry) *VEGAS STYLE*

Shod-a-naze (Chardonnay)

British (Cheerio!)

Shandy (supposed to be beer and lemonade made the British way, but no one knows what that means, so it's beer and 7 UP)

Vodker lemonade (vodka lemonade - vodka, sweet and sour, 7 UP, and lemon) *VEGAS STYLE*

Bums

Bourbon with a beer back (Bourbon and a Budweiser)

Canadians

Black Velvet

Canadian Club

Cowboys

Curs Light (Coors Light)

Crown (Crown Royal)

Crown and Coke (Crown Royal and Coke)

Jack (Jack Daniel's)

Jack and Coke (Jack Daniel's and Coke)

Europeans

Bud (Budweiser)

Lemonade (sweet and sour, 7 UP, and lemon) *VEGAS STYLE*

Whisky (scotch)

Flaming Gay Guys

Refer to Young white girls and Yuppie chicks

Hicks / Rednecks

Alabama Slammer (sloe gin, amaretto, Southern Comfort, orange juice)

Amaretta or amarillo (amaretto)

Colorado Bulldog (vodka, Kahlua, cream, and Coke)

Yukon Jack

Hookers

Whatever their pimps tell them to drink

Mexican guys

Bud (Budweiser)

Shee-vas (Chivas Regal)

Corona

Johnny Walker (Johnny Walker Black Label)

Tequila

Whisky (they usually mean scotch)

Mexican women

Kahlua (they mean Kahlua and milk)

Margarita (tequila, triple sec, sweet and sour, and lime)

Pina Colada (rum, Pina Colada mix, whipped cream, and cherry) *VEGAS STYLE*

Tequila Sunrise (tequila, orange juice, grenadine, lime and cherry)

Old Skinny-Ass Chain-Smoking Video Poker Gamble-holic White Women

Black coffee

Old white guys

Boilermaker (shot of bourbon and a beer)

Gin martini (gin, dry vermouth, and olive)

Highball or bourbon high (supposed to be bourbon and water but some people want bourbon with soda, Coke, 7 UP, or ginger ale)

Manhattan (whiskey, sweet vermouth, and cherry)

O'Doul's

Old-Fashioned (bourbon, soda, sugar, bitters, mashed cherry, and cherry)

Rob Roy (scotch, sweet vermouth, and cherry)

Rusty Nail (scotch and Drambuie)

Old white women

Bloody Mary (vodka, Bloody Mary mix, and lime) *VEGAS STYLE*

Brandy Alexander (brandy, Kahlua, and cream) *VEGAS STYLE*

Grasshopper (green crème de menthe, white crème de cacao, and cream)

Hot Toddy (bourbon, hot water, and sugar)

Pink Lady (gin, cream, and grenadine)

Stinger (brandy and white crème de menthe)

Orientals (Asians - whatever)

Gin tonic

Heineken

Hot chocolate, no whipped cream

Hot milk (sometimes with honey)

Hot tea

Hot water

Orange juicey, no icey or oran u, no i(orange juice, no ice)

Tomato, no i (tomato juice, no ice)

Pimps

Courvoisier and Coke

Hennessy and Coke

Martell and Coke

Remy and Coke

Young Oriental girls (usually Japanese)

Campari and orange juice

Creme de cassis

Moscow Mule (supposed to be vodka and ginger beer, but who the hell has ginger beer, so we make it vodka and ginger ale)

Young white girls

Apple martini (vodka, Apple Pucker, and cherry)

Bacardi Silver, Smirnoff Ice, Skyy Blue

Cape Cod (vodka and cranberry juice)

Cosmopolitan (vodka, cranberry juice, triple sec, lime juice, and lime)

Lemon Drop (Absolut Citron, sugar, and lemon)

Malibu and pineapple (Malibu and pineapple juice)

Michelob Ultra

Midori Sour (Midori, sweet and sour, and cherry)

Sex on the Beach (vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice, and cranberry juice) *VEGAS STYLE*

Vodka martini (vodka, dry vermouth, and olive)

Young white guys

Adios (Adios Motherfucker - gin, rum, tequila, vodka, triple sec, sweet and sour, blue curacao, and lemon)

Bacardi Silver, Smirnoff Ice, Skyy Blue

Beer (any kind)

Corona NFL (Corona, no fucking lime)

Double O7 (Stoli Ohranj, orange juice, 7 UP)

G 'n' t (gin, tonic, and lime)

Jack and Coke (Jack Daniel's and Coke)

Jager (Jagermeister)

Jager Bomb (shot of Jagermeister and side of Red Bull)

Kamikaze (vodka, triple sec, and lime juice)

Long Island (Long Island Iced Tea - gin, rum, tequila, vodka, triple sec, sweet and sour, Coke, and lemon)

Morgan and Coke (Captain Morgan and Coke)

Silver Bullet (Coors Light)

So Co and Coke (Southern Comfort and Coke, very Keanu Reeves, very annoying)

T 'n' t (Tanqueray, tonic, and lime)

Vodka and Red Bull

Yuppie Chicks

Bottled water with lemon

Champagne

Cosmopolitan (vodka, cranberry juice, triple sec, lime juice, and lime)

Diet Coke with lemon

Kir Royale (champagne, creme de cassis, and lemon twist)

Mimosa (champagne and orange juice)

Perrier

White wine

White wine spritzer (white wine, club soda, and lemon twist)

White Zinfandel

Early Morning Drinks

Baileys and coffee (Baileys Irish Cream and coffee, with or without whipped cream)

Bloody Mary (vodka, Bloody Mary mix, and lime) *VEGAS STYLE*

Mimosa (champagne and orange juice)

Red beer (beer and tomato juice)

Screwdriver (vodka and orange juice)

 

*VEGAS STYLE* means the way it's usually made in Vegas.  In other words, if you're a real bartender you'll laugh your ass off.